If you’ve been reading
the online alternative
press on the web, you’ve
heard that this device
actually exists. Designed
by Rektor Siegle, the
KUBE nuclear reactor
can generate 1000KHGz
of power, endlessly!
Based on technology originally developed for the exploration of Mars, the KUBE X-15 uses newer clean nuclear energy.
Of course, this amazing breakthrough will disrupt markets around the world. Thus the secrecy of this message.
It’s SAFE! Because it’s designed for personal use with only small amounts of hybridized plutonium, it’s safe enough for home use. In the event of catastrophic failure of the device, you’re only exposed to about as much radiation as you’d get sitting on the beach for 4 hours. Now, the KUBE X-15 is undergoing federal approval and is expected to be available in the fall. TigerDirect.com has been chosen as the leading launch partner for this endeavor. Again, it’s not available today, but if you sign up below you can be the first to get off the grid and power your home with a SAFE mini-nuclear generator.
Get Notified on the KUBE X-15
Please fill out the form below in order to receive notification on the release date for the KUBE X-15. Remember the KUBE X-15 generates 50 years of pure power.
While the MiniNuke is powerful, it is not a weapons-grade reactor. However we plan to introduce an incendiary version next year.
This product has not been approved by the USNRC. They wouldn’t even take our calls or return a damn e-mail! But we think they’d have no problem with the KUBE.
Pending approval by federal regulators. This item cannot be sold outside the United States.
Price of Plutonium may vary, based on world markets.
Disclaimer: Some of the content herein is a work of fiction and was used to commemorate the April Fool's holiday.